Today was Anthony's first day at school as a 1st grader. Our conversation on the way home.....
Me: What did you learn today at school?
Anthony: I learned that if you tie a string to a frogs leg and spin around and hit him against a tree, you can see his guts and the only thing left on the string will be his leg.
Me: Who taught you that?
Anthony: Caleb
Me: What did you learn from your teacher today?
Anthony: Oh nothin'
