This morning I hit Johnny's car while backing up out of the driveway. Conversation between me and Anthony:
Anthony: YAY!!! Hit the house now!!!
Me: Oops, I hope Daddy's car will start today.
Anthony: I don't. I hope he gets fired.
Me: Why?
Anthony: So he can spend more time with me, and catch me a groundhog.
Me: Huh?
Anthony: Can we get a sleeper gun?
Me: What?
Anthony: So we can shoot animals so they fall asleep and we can bring them home so I can have lots of pets.
