Coversations with a 2 year old

Mommy: You get to plant the green beans.
Aubrey:  Are these jelly beans?  (puts one in her mouth)

A very tired Aubrey: I don't like these shoes!  They're not my size! (as she throws her Barbie dolls' shoe across the room)

Aubrey:  I want my gummies (vitamins)
Mommy: Hold your horses!
Aubrey:  I can't! I don't have horses!